Somewhat random ramblings of FOH
We (the BOH) all have moments of wanting to slap someone from FOH. But I gotta admit..one thing that I give them props for is their ability to smile and still kiss ass to ass holes. I know that many of us BOHers wouldn’t be able to. Thank goodness we in the back rarely come face to face with who we serve. I can so imagine some of my colleagues spitting at some of their faces. We have the advantage of cursing them in hiding.
Servers need to be flashing their pearly whites, bullshit around to look like they are interested about people’s days, put up with retards, and they do it all while smiling pretty. And once they swing through that swinging door into the kitchen, it’s like:
“FUCK!!! That guy on table so and so is a major dick!!”
Or they will say, “You can take your time on table so and so..he always comes in here and is a stingy tipper, so I don’t care. Take your time, chefs.”